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tr Missoulian, Sunday, September 17, 2000 E7 TERRITORY WEDDINGS Deer dilemma of wild kingdom's The raucous screeching in the maple tree could mean only one thing: Madam Crow had returned. I went to see what was on her fine-feathered mind. "I wasn't sure the voice was yours, Madam Crow. You sound like a human who has been puffing for 40 years." She ruffled her feathers. "If you had been flying around in the smoke and dust the past few weeks, your vocal chords would also be rusty," she croaked.

"But I didn't come here just to talk about me. I thought you might like to hear what's going on in the wild kingdom of western Montana." "I'd appreciate the information. I thought the media covered the situation quite well." "Not from the critters' point of view," she cackled. "If you EVELYN have a minute, I'll tell you about KING Delilah Deer and her herd. First, here's a take-off on one of your old nursery rhymes: "Little boy blue, go blow your horn.

Griz are in Ninemile, Deer are in the corn." CAW! CAW! CAW! Her smart-aleck attitude rankled me. "Now wait just a darn minute. The grizzlies are not up Ninemile, you dumb bird. Sometimes they're out in Washington Stadium, unless it's an out-of-town game. Last week they played in Pullman.

"HAW, CAW," she retorted. "As for the deer, early mornings they are usually on the Highland Golf Course or nibbling flowers in the University Area. Not in anyone's corn!" "A lot you know," she interrupted. "I wasn't speaking of HUMAN grizzlies. I mean the real animal.

A few of them have moved into the Ninemile area. They have been seen several times. If you don't believe me, just ask some of those firefighters. And maybe that's another reason why the deer are moving into your town." "Grizzly bears in the Ninemile? Preposterous! If they're already here, why are some folks so eager to reintroduce them to western Montana?" "Beats me," she replied. "Some of you humans come up with strange ideas." "Now about this 'deer in the corn' chatter.

Don't you know the verse states 'cows in the "Sure, I know that," she cackled indignantly. "But in this case, it's the deer. And I got the information right from Delilah Deer's lips." "What brings them to town? I didn't know deer had a taste for corn." "They don't eat it, you dummy. But a cornfield is a great place to hide after snitching flowers and fruit. She said it's mostly people's fault that has caused her herd and other The Missoulian publishes engagement and wedding announcements in its Montana Life section.

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First and last names are required for all persons mentioned in the announcement. Please type or print plainly. in fires part plight relatives to move into town. You have been taking over their territory, so what are the poor deer to do?" "Also, the hills got too hot for them this summer. Now she's not blaming all the fires on humans, just some of them.

As for those bears and wolves, your people might like them, but Delilah said the critters are not friendly neighbors to the deer, especially the fawns." Her caw was getting more hoarse. When she stopped for a breath I asked: "What about those deer in the corn? Where were they?" Bursting with the news, she puffed out her chest. "On the southwest side of your town. There are many gardens and delicious flowers in the area, especially Benson's Farm. Delilah told me there's also a great hiding place in a churchyard just across the street from the farm.

So they hide out there, and then wander over to yards and gardens, eating choice flower buds and fruit, especially gladiolas and apples, plums and pears. They've even found a way into the greenhouses for midnight snacks." "Aren't they afraid of people, dogs or traffic?" "Delilah said they have gotten accustomed to city life and traffic. They do have to watch out for their young ones, especially this year. One of the little fawns has a broken leg and is hobbling around on just three. So the others have to wait for it.

Delilah was hoping maybe some human might help. But she overheard the policy is 'let nature take it's If that baby gets mangled by a car, they don't believe that's exactly nature "How about the folks who own the farm? Haven't they tried to chase the deer away?" "Of course," Madam cawed. "That's why the deer have to hide in the corn. Especially when they hear those noisy, blank shells. But these are city deer and don't scare easily.

Would you run away from delicious treats just because of a loud noise?" Madam Crow coughed, cawed, flapped her winds and squawked: "Enough idle chatter. Just thought you might like to know what's going on. I'm headed up the Bitterroot now to see if I can find some blackened, cajun worms. They're really quite tasty." She took off. I wondered what can be done about the deer dilemma.

Maybe they could allow open hunting season in the city. Either that or bring the bears and wolves to town. Retired reporter Evelyn King is a Missoulian columnist. GUIDELINES Please make sure all names are spelled correctly. Announcement forms are available at the Missoulian and will be mailed upon request.

Photos may be picked up at the Missoulian after publication or will be returned if a self-addressed, stamped envelope is included. Tucker and Willison Jennifer Dawn Willison and Tyson Nathaniel Tucker were married June 30 by the Rev. Corey Tilroe at the First United Methodist Church. Jennifer is the daughter of Randy Willison of Arlee and Peggy Jones of Tucson, Ariz. Tyson's parents are Clyde and Penny Tucker of Arlee.

Matron of honor was the bride's sister Lindsay Piotrowski. Bridesmaids were Pam Willison, Rima Daniels and Latricia Tiensvold. Kyla Norell was flower girl. Craig Tucker was his brother's best man. Groomsmen were Dylan Tripp, Greg Norell and Bert Jensen.

Micah Heatwole and Nathan Jensen were ushers. Ring bearer was Nathan Piotrowski. Jennifer is a senior majoring in elementary education at the University of Montana. Tyson graduated from Montana State University with a degree in animal science. Following a honeymoon on Victoria Island, Canada, the couple live in Missoula.

and Tholt Michelle Tholt and Peter Schultz were married July 10 by the Rev. Aron Barr at the World Famous Old Blacksmith's Shop in Gretna Green, Scotland. Parents of the couple are Sharon Tholt of Livingston, Mike Tholt of St. Ignatius, Jean Schultz of Billings and Richard Schultz of Abarsokee. Maid of honor was Miriam Sym and best man was Geoff Sym.

Michelle graduated from Big Sky High School and the University of Montana. Peter is a graduate of Laurel High School and UM. They have spent the past year teaching in the Czech Republic. After their honeymoon in Europe, they returned to Missoula to make Johnson and Boileau Katherine Elizabeth Boileau and Kristofer Thomas Johnson were married June 24 by the Rev. Joseph Bell at the Assumption Catholic Church in Spokane.

Their parents are Steve and Carol Boileau of Spokane and Dale and Betty Jo Johnson, 2106 Clements. Maid of honor was Alicia Rawley. Bridesmaids were Shannon Priddy, Sarah Holker, Katie Carey, Tanya Boileau and Betsy Hicks. Keelyn Kratofil was flower girl. Best man was Michael Green and groomsmen were Tim Kern, Gary Bauman, Tony Beals, David Boileau and Andrew Boileau.

Ben Boileau was ring bearer. A graduate of Eastern Washington University with a' bachelor's degree in business, Katherine is implementation manager for Avista. Kristofer, who graduated from Western Montana College with an education degree, works in public relations for the Spokane Chamber of Commerce. Following a honeymoon in Hawaii, the couple live in Spokane. Lynch McInnis and Hulquist and Ward Jennifer Nicole Hulquist and Randall Donovan Lynch were Amanda Ward and Logan married July 15 by the Rev.

Kevin McInnis were married July 22 by the Clarke at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Rev. Francis McInnis in Mitchell, Church. Wis. Jennifer is the daughter of Jan Amanda is the daughter of Terry and Mary Beth Hulquist, 1660 Sunflower Drive.

Randall's parents Elroy and Ward of Madelyn Rooney are Karen Lynch of Springfield, of Cudahy, Wis. Logan's parents are and the late Gale Groshong. Jack and Sandra McInnis, 3024 Matron of honor was Rachael Queen St. Meissner. The bride's brother, Matt Nick Ward was the bride's best Hulquist, was man of honor.

Flower man. Bridesmaids were Annemarie girls were Courtney Lynch and Newman, Tammy Flahive, Robin Kaitlin Hogate. Matthews and Lisa Haines. Best man was Bruce Neil and best The bridegroom's best man was woman was the bridegroom's sister Doug McInnis. Groomsmen were Jamie Hogate.

Derek Hogate was ring bearer. Tim McInnis, Mike Lee, Brian Topel Honorary attendants were Andrea and Mark Armstrong. Allen, Paula Peterson, Meredith Amanda received a bachelor's Holden, Jennifer Mason, Jennifer degree in civil engineering from the Lehner, Darcy Stucke, Zoey University of Wisconsin and her Meissner, Kelly McGuirl, Terra master's in that field from the Goeres, Becky Beers, Becky University of Swenson Washington. and Kristi Hulquist. Logan graduated from Carroll The couple graduated from the College with a math degree and from University of Montana with bachelor in science.

UW with a master's degree in degrees Following their honeymoon in engineering. Glacier National Park, they are at Following a honeymoon in home in Eugene, Ore. Ireland, the couple live in Missoula. SPIRIT COMMERCE Marsh and LaTrielle Sara LaTrielle and Ben 1 Marsh were married July 8 by the Rev. Charlie Couch at the Emily A.

Bed and Breakfast in Seeley Lake. Sara is the daughter of Sally and Ed Rosenkranz of Missoula and Jack LaTrielle of Polson. Ben's parents are Lonnie and Emery Marsh of Broomfield, Colo. Maid of honor was Amy LaTrielle. Amber Briggs and Carie Winchell were bridesmaids.

Best man was Brian Marsh and groomsmen were Emery Marsh and Ryan Serviss. Sara studied anthropology and Asian studies at the University of Montana, graduating with a bachelor's degree. A UM graduate with a degree in elementary education, Ben is an elementary teacher in Vancouver, where the couple live. They honeymooned in Vietnam. You Are What Missoulian To subscribe, You Know call (406) 523-5280 Banking Services Tailored for you Carol Allen Personal Banker South Branch Member FDIC 1800 S.

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